A conversation with Beautiful Beaming Pregnant Friend got me thinking today.. People have vibes. 'Auras' if you will.
Now i'm not about to get all witch-crafty on your a**, but its true and we should all be more sensitive to these peep-odours. It was be so handy!
Imagined Scenario ensues...
Me Who Used to be Blonde: "Check out that hottie, loitering by the bar"
Friend Who Used to be Blonde: (sniff sniff) "Nah, leave him. He smells like rotton cucumbers. His aura is all off"
Me Who Used to be Blonde: But perhaps its misleading? Perhaps he just forgot to shower?" (in hopeful, optimistic manner).
Friend Who Used to be Blonde: (more sniffing) "Dude he smells of disrespect, arrogance and insecurity. Leave him".
Me Who Used to be Blonde: Ok.
See how this works?
Instead, we women have become slaves to consumerism. Damn you Old Spice..
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