Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Its not Me, its Most Definately You

You know when it really is him? And you leave him, and then you think
Wow. What just happened?
I think we should be able to say it. No beating around the old bush, but 'Listen here dude, You suck'.

It can only help. Think of it like the ultimate assistance for Woman-kind everywhere. You are doing all women a favour by telling a dude if he is an ass-cravity (of course this depends if said Ass-Cravity realises errors in ways. Not likely but whatevs).

In fact, think of it like this, You are doing Man-kind a massive favour too! How can a guy get it right next time if noone tells him, that sleeping with your aunt's sister's mom's dog is just Not Acceptable? Men need our help girls. its a fact. In the wise words of the Great One - James Brown

'This is a Man's World
But it wouldn't mean nothing, without a woman
Man makes everything he can
But you see a woman makes a better man (yeh give it to me again Jameso!)
A woman makes a better man'

End Conclusion is this: boys are idiots. Men are awesome.

P.S. Today my girlies (and wonderful man-followers), I received a lovely request from an anonymous citizen asking if Tetley Tea girl would just get her ass into gear ('cos I havent blogged for ages...) What a delicious compliment! I will Never Let You Down Again Random Citizen. :)

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