The Shortest Blog Ever

I got an email today (OK... not so much of a wow-factor, I do get lots of emails per day). But this one just said this:

:)

That is the first happy face I have seen all morning. True Story.

Roll on Friiiiiiiiiiday!

Cape Town - Consider Yourself Warned

Ek is baie jammer guys and gals! I have been extremely busy with working and Googling and all sorts of work-related shenanigans, that I have completely Let Down my no 1 fan, Random Citizen by not being an 'active' blogger of late.

Apologies Random Citizen.. I am back!

So tomorrow evening, me and a handful (OK much more than a handful.. a comfortable 5 cars-full..) group of girls in little black sexy dresses and high heels will be winging their way to Cafe Chic in Cape Town. They will be indulging in what is fondly known as chatter, chuckles, muchos vino and muchos good foodo.

My friend, 'Rannnnnndom-Old-Colleague-That-Turned-into-Besty-Friend-Ever-Vibe' and I do this once every so often. We organise a girls-only dinner, where everyone brings a friend (must have The Boobs - aka - be female). We are not allowed to sit next to our friends and therefore we meet a ton of new awesome chickitas to spend our evenings downing shots of wine with! Score.

Look out guys.. For a huge pile of scantily-clad Cape Townian hotties descending this Thursday Night. 

Cape Town - I did warn you. 

Bad Moon A'Risin...

Nothing can capture the Friday feelin' like this ultimate tune-age!

All Eyes on Me, In the Centre of the Ring.. (Just like a Circus)

So last night, I entered the Circus.

I was at the circus with a bunch of clowns. I then proceeded to hit the Dubliner in Long Street Cape Town to drink Tequila and watch Crimson play.. (with a bunch of clowns).

Now I have to tell you, I am an avid lover of the animal-species. Therefore I would be lying through my straight white teeth (thank you Mom for those years of pain and embarrassment of braces), if i said i was not worried. Cos I was. Totes immensely.

I felt that if AT ANY TIME, an animal had a SLIGHT look of distaste / unhappiness / boredom / pain / agony / disinterested / eff-you-all look on his furry little face, I would not be responsible for my actions. I was Fully Prepared to launch into that ring and inflict necessary, boundless, excruciating, agonising pain on the involved Clown/Circus freak.

You will be happy to know (or maybe you wouldn't be? I'm not familiar with your sexual preferences), to know that this type of Crazy, Insane British-Hooliganism Violence turned out Unnecessary (although I'm convinced those fire-breathing hotties may have benefited from a good spanking).

The Circus rocked, the animals were gleaming, fat and happy (although I still believe they should rather be running free, wild and careless - a bit like Charlie Sheen), and muchos tequila was consumed recklessly.

Happy Thursday my Tetley Tea-ers!

Its not Me, its Most Definately You

You know when it really is him? And you leave him, and then you think

Wow. What just happened?

I think we should be able to say it. No beating around the old bush, but 'Listen here dude, You suck'.

It can only help. Think of it like the ultimate assistance for Woman-kind everywhere. You are doing all women a favour by telling a dude if he is an ass-cravity (of course this depends if said Ass-Cravity realises errors in ways. Not likely but whatevs).

In fact, think of it like this, You are doing Man-kind a massive favour too! How can a guy get it right next time if noone tells him, that sleeping with your aunt's sister's mom's dog is just Not Acceptable? Men need our help girls. its a fact. In the wise words of the Great One - James Brown

'This is a Man's World
But it wouldn't mean nothing, without a woman
Man makes everything he can
But you see a woman makes a better man (yeh give it to me again Jameso!)

A woman makes a better man'

End Conclusion is this: boys are idiots. Men are awesome.

P.S. Today my girlies (and wonderful man-followers), I received a lovely request from an anonymous citizen asking if Tetley Tea girl would just get her ass into gear ('cos I havent blogged for ages...) What a delicious compliment! I will Never Let You Down Again Random Citizen. :)

Backstreet's Back

Today, I executed an embarrassing schoolgirl error*.

I was at desk, ears plugged. I was working, diligently, 'hardly' (!) and with intention. Suddenly, I was rudely interrupted by my super-hot-leggy-blonde-colleage Rocker Girl Emu.

Rocker Girl was Taking. The. Piss. Out. Of. Me. (diligently and hardly and with intention).

It was my own fault, as mentioned above*. I let myself down. I let the whole team down. (The team being; The Secret Society of Appearing Cool on the Outside but Having an Undercover Desire to Listen to Total Cheese club (a.k.a SSACOHUDLC)).

Now I'm not talking Bryan Adams cheese here people, I'm talking Full-On-Cheesy-Doritos-Mashed-with-Quavers style, BSB (for those of you less developed, aka. Backstreet Boys). Yep you heard me right. 

'If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a... bad boy'

I was unconsciously crooning at my desk and performing obligatory 'Backstreet Boy / N'Sync head movements', when Rocker Girl noticed. Cue hyena-hilarity chuckles.

This, my friends, is my schoolgirl error. Rocker Girl will not let me live this moment down. I just know it.

But today I have decided that I just don't give a scrote. In fact, 'Thats the Way I Like it'. Plus, its Friday. And anyway, I now have achieved my 13 year old Bee ambition - I can now Rap all the words to 'Get Down'. Perhaps I should get a life and listen to some dub-step.. But, I can't get a life, if my heart isn't in it..

Ever had one of THESE days?

I'm not having one of those days. I just wanted to post this video. Well. Funny.

I am, in fact, not necessarily having a great day either. I just feel happy. Sparkly, I'm-grateful-to-be alive, please don't FML kinda vibe. And I haven't even taken an anti-depressant. Or drank tequila (yet), or made the sex with Jake Gyllenhaal (yet).

Happy Wednesday lovely people! 2 days til the weekend shenanigans can begin..

P.s I have just moved house. If anyone has any great ideas for a Bumble Bee themed bedroom, or is a dab hand with a paint brush? (We'd make a great team, I am a great observer and Tetley tea-maker). Please let me know sharpish.